| All IDF will leave any firearms at home and instead will carry signs reading `We`re sorry for the Nakba.` Next, Israeli drivers on highways operating near major palestinian neighborhoods will be told if shot at, to drive faster and expect no help from the IDF who are busy apologizing to Arabs across the Middle East. Third, Jews will be prohibited from gathering in palestinian areas including near the al-Aska mosque in el Kuds. That includes the so-called Wailing Wall as there is confusion about whether it is holy to Jews or to Muslims. Fourth, Israel will hold a referendum to decide if Jews have caused too much trouble and can stay in Israel or go elsewhere. Voters will include all Israeli citizens, all palestinians, all Syrians, all Lebanese and all Egyptians and all Saudis. As Jews we must be fair and open to all our brothers. Results will be final. To insure honest voting, Yossi Beilen will lead a team of ballot counters. |
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