By David Seidman, The Forward : 'There really are no good Jewish men out there'
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Title:So, are their any good Jewish . . .
Name:Mark Lincoln
City: HoustonState: Texas
So are there any `good` Jewish women out there?

"Obviously, it`s all too easy to qualify as a bad Jewish woman or bad Jewish man."
- David Sedidman

This is your opinion.

"One of the most obvious qualifications is kvetching and moaning."
- ibid

What do you have against "Jewish Mothers"?

"ou may think that you`re a good Jewish woman or good Jewish man, but if you whine that you can`t find good Jews to date, you`re bad."
- ibid

Why?

"As the nerd Lewis Skolnick (a fine Jewish name) said at the end of "Revenge of the Nerds," "We have news for the beautiful people. There`s a lot more of us than there are of you. Why don`t you just come down here and join us?"
- ibid

He was Jewish? I thought he was just a nerd?

All nerds are not Jewish, and all Jews are not nerds.

"Last time I checked, there weren`t a lot of available Jewesses manhunting through the suburban den of my married-with-two-kids sister."
- ibid

OY!