Bamford is holding back on the really important intell that would cripple the American administration - Elvis was kidnapped by the Mossad and is being held in a dungeon under the Knesset with the knowledge and consent of American conservatives.
The conservatives opposed mixed dancing, which led to sex, which led to an increase in abortions, so they paid the Mossad to kidnap Elvis.
Bamford knows this, but is afraid to write it because his book would be banned under a secret clause to the US constitution which allows the government to censor news in the name of national security.
If word got out the conservatives had orchestrated Elvis` demise, well...it would be the end of the pork barrel for them. |
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