The Associated Press: Obama invites friends, aides to White House Passover seder
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Title:A Seder Like No Other
Name:Shimon Cleopas
City: ArlingtonState: Virginia
1.I cannot tell you for how many years it was a hot topic when somebody suddenly declared that the world is round contrary to authoritative age-old preachings that the world was flat.

2.What I can tell you is this, and with all certainty: Another discovery is about to take place and it will be the hot topic for the next billion years or until the seas run dry.

3.This hot topic will be Jesus Christ and how in just three seconds flat he obliterates The Middle East Crisis, i.e., like lightning from heaven. It will be A Passover beyond compare.

4.But why only three seconds? The answer is simple: to make it easy for everyone to say goodbye to a longtime friend but which turns out to be The Dajjal.

5.After exposure, The Dajjal will only have three seconds TTL before obeying to permanently go to hell.

6.The above is just part of a much larger package called The Moshiachs Meal of Five Loaves and Two Fish.