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Gaza War Diary III: If Mexico shelled Texas, like Hamas shells Israel
By Bradley Burston
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Analogy One: A fanatical religious party wins a string of elections in Mexico's northern states, then stages a civil war to drive out the federal government and take full control.

The party's charter demands the return to Mexico of the occupied territories of California, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado and Texas.
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Firing homemade rockets and more advanced projectiles smuggled in from Iran and China, the party's gunners can hit a total of one of every seven Americans, or 43,598,000 people, in a broad swath which includes Los Angeles, San Diego, Phoenix, Albuquerque, Austin, San Antonio and Houston, and Las Vegas.

In all of these areas, pre-schools, grade schools, and universities are all forced to shut down. Families sleep in bomb shelters, and return to them several times a day during air raids. Businesses are shuttered, and the economy shuts down.

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Analogy Two: A man comes into your home. He has a gun he made himself. He points it at your family. He fires, but misses. The gun has little accuracy. He fires repeatedly, missing again and again.

You have a much better gun, made in a real factory. It is in the drawer in the bedroom.

Demonstrators in London and San Francisco - who are distant relatives of the gunman - stage a protest, calling you a murderer and demanding that you keep the well-made gun in the drawer because it would be a disproportionate response.

The man with the homemade gun, it turns out, is a religious fanatic who lives across the street. You were once his landlord. There is much bad blood between you.

He races back across the street. He has a larger weapon that he smuggled in through his basement. He shoots from behind his younger son. He wounds your daughter. You take out a rifle. You aim for him and hit the son, killing the boy.

The demonstrators are now calling you a Nazi and chant "Slaughter the Landlord!"

[In his defense, the neighbor explains that you have kept him and his family locked in the house, and have at times, failed to pay his water, gas and electric bills, causing them to be turned off.

This is some years after the neighbor send out his older son, nicely dressed, to knock on your door. Your older daughter opens the door. He greet her politely, and presses the detonator on a homemade bomb.]

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And finally a word about...

Analogy Three: Gaza as the Warsaw Ghetto

Jew-haters the world over adore this one. It solves a number of problems at once:

It denies and diminishes and exploits the Holocaust, does disrespect to Holocaust victims and survivors alike, alleviates European guilt over complicity with the Nazis, alleviates American guilt over inaction in the face of the annihilation machine, misrepresents both the cruel reality of the Gaza Strip and the cruel reality of the ghetto, dismisses the humanity and the vulnerability of the million Israeli Jews and Arabs within rocket range, and ignores completely the role of Hamas, the Islamic Jihad, the Popular Resistance Committees, and the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, in having sent thousands and thousands and thousands of rockets and mortars into Israel.

As a bonus, pro-Palestinian demonstrators in San Francisco [where else?], referencing the the Warsaw Ghetto analogy, recently beat up a small number of pro-Israel demonstrators, reportedly shouting "Slaughter the Jew" at them in Arabic.

Way to bring peace.

Previous blogs:

Gaza 2009 - To win, all Israel has to do is survive
Gaza War Diary II - Who speaks for the Gazans?
Gaza War Diary I - Wartime in Gaza: The worst anti-Israel charges you'll hear
Can the First Gaza War be stopped before it starts?
The Madoff betrayal: Life imitates anti-Semitism
Hebron, Feiglin, and the self-hating Jews of the right
The Jihadi as Nazi, from 9/11 to Mumbai
Thanksgiving in the Holy Land - Grace and 4 Questions
Debate over Museum of Tolerance - an exchange
Dividing Jerusalem, one bad wall at a time
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  1.   Correct: Very good analogy! 16:51  |  Vittorio 05/01/09
  2.   Bradleys microscopic vision misses the main point 16:52  |  Natallie Durson 05/01/09
  3.   The UK didn`t use F16s and tanks against the IRA. 16:53  |  Michael 05/01/09
  4.   Ridiculous analogies from the 12-year-old Brad 16:56  |  Ed 05/01/09
  5.   Analogy 4 16:57  |  Baz Mann 05/01/09
  6.   There`s little point in trying to talk to you anymore 16:57  |  Colin Wright 05/01/09
  7.   Actually no 16:59  |  steve from raleigh 05/01/09
  8.   Just on word, EXCELLENT 17:00  |  maurice 05/01/09
  9.   Scenario 3 17:02  |  jake 05/01/09
  10.   #2 Durson - Microscopic Intellect 17:02  |  Jabotinsky 05/01/09
  11.   RIght to the point 17:02  |  Jul 05/01/09
  12.   analogy 17:04  |  pvdh 05/01/09
  13.   Gaza is not the Warsaw Ghetto 17:04  |  Chris Linthwaite 05/01/09
  14.   Warsaw Ghetto 17:05  |  Ron 05/01/09
  15.   Durson`s clock is OFF - living in a false time zone 17:06  |  Jeroen de Jager 05/01/09
  16.   # 3 Michael...excuse me? 17:08  |  Lynn 05/01/09
  17.   Stupid analogy 17:10  |  James 05/01/09
  18.   durson...what a bunch of bull 17:11  |  Joy 05/01/09
  19.   if mexico shelled.... 17:15  |  Adam 05/01/09
  20.   Re: Natallie Durson 17:15  |  Danielle 05/01/09
  21.   on the IRA and occupied Northern Ireland 17:16  |  boxley 05/01/09
  22.   Michael your analogy flawed 17:16  |  Liam 05/01/09
  23.   Natalie 17:16  |  Ron 05/01/09
  24.   #6 colin Wright 17:21  |  CANOE 05/01/09
  25.   What stupid analogy? 17:21  |  Mayer 05/01/09
  26.   Abused child, abusive adult 17:22  |  patrick 05/01/09
  27.   RE: James 17:24  |  Danielle 05/01/09
  28.   Gaza Analogy 17:31  |  Sam 05/01/09
  29.   Danielle should explain to James 19:21  |  André 05/01/09
  30.   Where do I get my apology 19:24  |  Anonymous 05/01/09
  31.   Mexico has a different strategy.... 19:40  |  Silvienne 05/01/09
  32.   Natalie - I guess you haven`t heard... 19:41  |  Lee 05/01/09
  33.   mexico shells its own 20:00  |  sparkles plenty 05/01/09
  34.   Analogy 20:01  |  Lia D`Elana 05/01/09
  35.   Burston simply doesn`t care if what he is saying is true or not 20:01  |  Tarik 05/01/09
  36.   The Major Flaw 20:14  |  Myles 05/01/09
  37.   very stupid analogies 20:15  |  none 05/01/09
  38.   Burston`s Fallacies:Analogy One 20:20  |  Yaakov Sullivan 05/01/09
  39.   So biased... 20:34  |  p.man 05/01/09
  40.   Analogy one might actually come true! 20:43  |  ben 05/01/09
  41.   Demonstrations in Chicago 20:47  |  Anonymous 05/01/09
  42.   Burston does not care about causes 20:47  |  Greg 05/01/09
  43.   re: Lynn 20:50  |  Scull 05/01/09
  44.   Haaretz and censorship - Great Sense of Humor 20:52  |  Persian Kitty 05/01/09
  45.   To Danielle 21:02  |  J.A 05/01/09
  46.   # 3 Michael 21:03  |  Julian 05/01/09
  47.   Oh Goody 21:41  |  EMK 05/01/09
  48.   outstanding points 21:41  |  augustine e johnson 05/01/09
  49.   USA DOES NOT OCCUPY MEXICO 23:24  |  Peaceminded 05/01/09
  50.   Tarik #35 in Boston 23:30  |  Elihu 05/01/09
  51.   how wonderful Mr Burston! 23:32  |  Justice 05/01/09
  52.   # 3 23:38  |  Andrew 05/01/09
  53.   To Sullivan, " More Jews Need To Die" 23:40  |  Yonatan Netser 05/01/09
  54.   Cowering in his office bunker 23:41  |  Mark Lincoln 05/01/09
  55.   Sparkels Plenty - it is all the fault of Texians 23:43  |  Mark Lincoln 05/01/09
  56.   Fourth Try - Burston Libels Texas 23:45  |  Mark Lincoln 05/01/09
  57.   Hamas /Israel. 00:01  |  Evan 06/01/09
  58.   It could have been a good analogy 00:03  |  MK 06/01/09
  59.   Great analogy by the way 00:49  |  An 06/01/09
  60.   To #2 Why are some people so nice to you? 01:28  |  Henri 06/01/09
  61.   Better yet, Cuba... 01:29  |  skeptic 06/01/09
  62.   If the UN gave Texas back to Mexico 01:37  |  Alphonse 06/01/09
  63.   Mark Lincoln of Texas, ponder this 01:42  |  fiona 06/01/09
  64.   Mexico analysis is wrong and ill intended ! 01:49  |  Abu Ali 06/01/09
  65.   I do love the misleading title, Burston! 06:56  |  Johnboy 06/01/09
  66.   to Bradley and 1. 07:11  |  Tom 06/01/09
  67.   Well done article: how many `leftists` will buy it though? 07:28  |  AA 06/01/09
  68.   Enough already! 07:31  |  Tom 06/01/09
  69.   TERRIBLE ANALOGY, BURST-EM! 07:33  |  Samy 06/01/09
  70.   Burston is a liar. 07:36  |  Ross 06/01/09
  71.   Mexico vs Texas the other way round! 07:39  |  Anna A 06/01/09
  72.   Texans have not stolen the mexican land 08:10  |  a 06/01/09
  73.   the texas and mexico analogy 08:12  |  v 06/01/09
  74.   Well said Anna A - Why can`t the Bushies see it? 08:13  |  JK 06/01/09
  75.   Analogy 4 08:54  |  John and the truth 06/01/09
  76.   #70 Just to point out one small thing, Sammy 09:05  |  Johnboy 06/01/09
  77.   Gaza War Diary III 09:25  |  John Chapman 06/01/09
  78.   Hmmmmmmm, looking again at that analogy, Burston... 09:25  |  Johnboy 06/01/09
  79.   Just Plain wrong 09:47  |  Aude 06/01/09
  80.   false analogy 09:57  |  Anna 06/01/09
  81.   couldn`t have said it better; analogy 1 & 2 better than 3 10:02  |  Sarah 06/01/09
  82.   #3 mikes lack of knowledge part 2 10:36  |  bos 06/01/09
  83.   UK $ IRA 12:07  |  Yushl 06/01/09
  84.   Forgetting how Israel established 12:18  |  Ruba 06/01/09
  85.   Gaza War Diary III: If Mexico shelled Texas... 12:18  |  robert rice 06/01/09
  86.   missing part 12:25  |  Ammar 06/01/09
  87.   #21 Boxley 12:43  |  Tony Price 06/01/09
  88.   To #49 13:12  |  monostor 06/01/09
  89.   #83, Yushi - not a valid comparison 13:13  |  Tony Price 06/01/09
  90.   Yaakov Sullivan 13:24  |  Suzanna 06/01/09
  91.   Convenient Amnesia 13:26  |  Wael 06/01/09
  92.   Good article, good message! 13:28  |  Johnny 06/01/09
  93.   Analogy 4: Africa 13:35  |  Dan 06/01/09
  94.   Ruba, you are forgetting something 13:37  |  Zev Davis 06/01/09
  95.   Well Done 13:54  |  Larry Corbin 06/01/09
  96.   Gaza war diary 13:57  |  Michael 06/01/09
  97.   Gaza war Diary 13:58  |  mohd amin 06/01/09
  98.   David and Goliath 14:15  |  AM 06/01/09
  99.   An accurate analysis 14:19  |  Shalom Freedman 06/01/09
  100.   Go to : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7802295.stm 15:00  |  Natalie 06/01/09
  101.   Gaza War Diary III.... 17:26  |  Israeli in absentia 06/01/09
  102.   Gaza War Diary III.... 17:28  |  Israeli in absentia 06/01/09
  103.   Self Defense 17:28  |  Frank Woodruff 06/01/09
  104.   USA does occupy Mexico 18:53  |  Daniel 06/01/09
  105.   the arguments are ridiculous 18:57  |  avi solomon 06/01/09
  106.   Fool??? 18:58  |  OBAMA 06/01/09
  107.   Tony Price, #89 18:58  |  JB 06/01/09
  108.   Tony Price, #89 18:58  |  JB 06/01/09
  109.   Robert Rice in Melborne 18:59  |  Daniel 06/01/09
  110.   To Frank 19:03  |  Nicki 06/01/09
  111.   To all that think Israel is the Aggresor 19:18  |  Jack 06/01/09
  112.   analogy 1 19:18  |  Ry 06/01/09
  113.   Mexico analogy 19:24  |  No Bueno 06/01/09
  114.   re 5 Just another driveby goodie two shoes 19:24  |  alan the real one 06/01/09
  115.   Very nice 19:27  |  Julia 06/01/09
  116.   Gaza War and False Analogy 19:28  |  Jerry 06/01/09
  117.   re 100 natty off the mark again 19:29  |  alan the real one 06/01/09
  118.   Finally logic..a proper analogy 19:31  |  Ry 06/01/09
  119.   Excellent and so true 19:32  |  agathe 06/01/09
  120.   Today, we are all Palestinians 19:35  |  Free Palestine 06/01/09
  121.   Response to Jake Sc 3 19:36  |  Agathe 06/01/09
  122.   Mexico 19:44  |  Greg Cassel 06/01/09
  123.   Patrick,#26, I agree, but it applies to Arabs/Iran too 19:44  |  newageblues 06/01/09
  124.   further to Michael`s analogy 19:46  |  Sam 06/01/09
  125.   If Mexico Shelled Texas... 19:48  |  Rick 06/01/09
  126.   Today we are all Israelis 19:53  |  Peace in Israel 06/01/09
  127.   Today we are all Israelis 19:53  |  Peace in Israel 06/01/09
  128.   #73, V, what would make me happy 19:58  |  newageblues 06/01/09
  129.   The Nazi - Jews analogy is false because... 19:59  |  Avi 06/01/09
  130.   Natalie - Life in Gaza, Like life in Juarez, Mexico 20:02  |  Jerry 06/01/09
  131.   Free Palestine # 107 Count Me Out 20:03  |  Jeff Northridge 06/01/09
  132.   analogy 4 (Northern Ireland) 20:09  |  tuairimiocht 06/01/09
  133.   Here in San Francisco 20:10  |  San Franciscan 06/01/09
  134.   gaza .... 20:10  |  israeli in absentia 06/01/09
  135.   Today we are all Palestinians ..... 20:12  |  Larry Levine 06/01/09
  136.   misleading - bradley 20:28  |  Fiona 06/01/09
  137.   Today, we are all Darfur blacks 20:29  |  Yoni 06/01/09
  138.   not intentional? 20:29  |  hollingsworth 06/01/09
  139.   Avi in LA 20:32  |  Persian Kitty 06/01/09
  140.   the US does no occupy MEXICO!! 20:36  |  mia 06/01/09
  141.   Anyone who sides with hamas supports terrorism on their own homes 20:41  |  Jordan 06/01/09
  142.   Some journalists see the bigger picture 20:48  |  allang 06/01/09
  143.   Mr. Burston`s False Analogy 21:09  |  Mark Lincoln 06/01/09
  144.   To JERRY, Juarez and Gaza 21:14  |  OMC 06/01/09
  145.   Oh Palestinians! Oh Palestinians! you have 21:14  |  MMM 06/01/09
  146.   #139 Persian kitty ..... re : terrorists 21:14  |  allang 06/01/09
  147.   For JERRY, Juarez and Gaza 21:15  |  OMC 06/01/09
  148.   A Six-Step Analogy 21:16  |  Ottoman 06/01/09
  149.   what if aboriginals on the reserve sent bombs 21:29  |  billy jack 06/01/09
  150.   The analogies are right 22:19  |  Actually Peaceminded 06/01/09
  151.   Gaza War Diary III: If Mexico shelled Texas, like Hamas shells Is 22:24  |  reader 06/01/09
  152.   Re # 49: USA DOES OCCUPY MEXICO 03:48  |  Rock Doctor 07/01/09
  153.   Gaza War Diary III 03:49  |  Michael 07/01/09
  154.   Muslim RAGE Against Infidel INNOCENTS Protecting Themselves 03:51  |  Linda Rivera 07/01/09
  155.   #130 Remember the Alamo 05:44  |  General Sam Houston 07/01/09
  156.   NOW CONSIDER THIS ANALOGY 06:02  |  Abdul Salaam 07/01/09
  157.   mexico and texas 06:37  |  mie s 07/01/09
  158.   Missing point 08:31  |  Zev 07/01/09
  159.   aza War Diary III: If Mexico shelled Texas, like Hamas shells Isr 08:35  |  Mark Quintard 07/01/09
  160.   Not such a crazy idea 16:31  |  Susan 07/01/09
  161.   The Rich History of Palestine 23:40  |  TRUTH 07/01/09
  162.   Why bother 06:25  |  Mitch Hines 08/01/09
  163.   History for you Truth 15:58  |  History Buff 08/01/09
  164.   Gaza War Diarylll 18:43  |  jaime 08/01/09
  165.   Gaza War Diary 17:36  |  Paul Silverman 11/01/09
  166.   GAZA 20:36  |  Larry 13/01/09
  167.   re: San Francisco protest 21:41  |  SFV4 I 13/01/09
  168.   San francisco Protest 00:01  |  P Silverman 14/01/09
  169.   #104 What??? 06:12  |  Scott 15/01/09
  170.   #167 Blame Israel? 10:37  |  Tom 16/01/09
  171.   Mexio 06:16  |  David 23/01/09
  172.   Thank you, Brad! 06:43  |  Nita Harris 28/01/09
  173.   Ill-informed anti-Israel, pro-Hamas people 07:02  |  Nita Harris 28/01/09
  174.   stupid analogy 20:47  |  AbuJustice 04/02/09
  175.   #173 - preserved by... whom? 09:47  |  Greg 03/03/09
  176.   The PR war 22:12  |  Miriam Zyskind 21/03/09
  177.   ridiculous 23:40  |  benny 21/03/09
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